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jonnyg321 - 9/20/2002 - 138.7 kb - 847 User Downloads

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Posted By: Korn

cool man i need a 49'ers car.number 31 thanks

Posted By: jonnyg321

Leave Comments! and here's 3 little jokes (A Packer fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Bear fan he saw strutting down the street in the familiar blue and orange colors.He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and swerve back just missing them. One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, and he pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St.Joseph's church, about 5 miles down the road, " replied the priest. "No problem Father, climb in, I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Bear fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors, but didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Bear fan." "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door.") and (A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a St. Louis Rams fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Rams fans too. Not really knowing what a Rams fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Rocky has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Rams fan", says Rocky. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" Rocky says "I am a proud Philadelphia Eagles Fan." The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Rocky why he is an Eagle fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are Eagle Fans, so I'm an Eagle fan too," Rocky responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Rocky just smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Rams Fan...") and ( Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon; a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Vikings fan, and a Steelers fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Steelers fan proclaimed to the other four..."This is for the Pittsburgh Steelers!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice. Not to be outdone by a Steelers fan, the Vikings fan jumped up and said..."This is for the Minnesota Vikings!" and then threw himself off the mountain again as a form of sacrifice. Refusing to be outdone by the Viking and Steeler fans, the Eagles fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs "This is for the Philadelphia Eagles!" and without any hesitation, pushed the Cowboy fan off the mountain. Go Eagles!!!)

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